Overheard a boy telling his friends rather seriously: By the age of 35 I'll be married with kids.
Toddler misbehaves and another toddler caught him.
(Holding up a pretend phone and calling another teacher): Hello teacher, ___ is doing *mumbles mumbles* okay bye bye.
(Holding up a pretend phone and calling another teacher): Hello teacher, ___ is doing *mumbles mumbles* okay bye bye.
The children would have to pay me money for drying their hair.
They would just tap my hand or swipe my hand if they decide to use credit card.
The first boy paid 100 dollars.
Me: (drying the second boy's hair) Everyone has to pay me 100 dollars. Wow your hair is long.
First boy: What about me? (This boy has really short army cut hair)
Me: Okay you can pay me 50 dollars.
They would just tap my hand or swipe my hand if they decide to use credit card.
The first boy paid 100 dollars.
Me: (drying the second boy's hair) Everyone has to pay me 100 dollars. Wow your hair is long.
First boy: What about me? (This boy has really short army cut hair)
Me: Okay you can pay me 50 dollars.
A girl was looking at my water bottle covered in Super junior, EXO, SHINee and ZEA pictures.
Girl: Who are they?
Me: Handsome? Which is handsome?
Girl: (points at Hyungsik)
Me: (points at another photo of Hyungsik) This one handsome?
Girl: (looks closely) No. (Points to photo of Sungmin below) This one is also handsome. (Looks at pictures again) Are there any girls?
Me: Nope, they are all boys. Why? Do you see a girl?
Girl: (points to a photo of Baekhyun)
Me: (laughs) That's a boy! And he has the same birthday as me! (Looks at the girl on my other side) You know it's like you and your twin. Both of you have the sqme birthday right? Yes, this guy and I we are not twins.
Girl: Who are they?
Me: Handsome? Which is handsome?
Girl: (points at Hyungsik)
Me: (points at another photo of Hyungsik) This one handsome?
Girl: (looks closely) No. (Points to photo of Sungmin below) This one is also handsome. (Looks at pictures again) Are there any girls?
Me: Nope, they are all boys. Why? Do you see a girl?
Girl: (points to a photo of Baekhyun)
Me: (laughs) That's a boy! And he has the same birthday as me! (Looks at the girl on my other side) You know it's like you and your twin. Both of you have the sqme birthday right? Yes, this guy and I we are not twins.
Haha. Everyday with these children, I'm going to have tons of such posts with the funny things they say. It's so ridiculous sometimes I don't know whether I should laugh or be angry with them. Haha. I'll be working until the end of November. Time passes pretty quickly here. Hehe.
Me: (To a boy) We recorded the song yesterday after you went home.
Boy: Huh how?
Me: We recorded whoever who was there but we need to record again later because they were too slow.
Boy: (looks down and shakes his head)
Boy: Huh how?
Me: We recorded whoever who was there but we need to record again later because they were too slow.
Boy: (looks down and shakes his head)
Boy: (holds up his bottle) Why does my bottle keep leaking?
Me: Let me check if it's closed tight. (turns bottle upside down and water leaks out) Oh, I think you should tell your mum.
Boy: Yeah and buy a new bottle. (looks down) *SIGH* Have to spend money again.







